Muggles? It's Time.

-courtesy of Leah "Footnotes Turn Me On" Menzer

Great moldering Voldermorts friends and fiends,  the hallow’d day appraocheth! Either you can pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about, or you are finishing the dragon-whisker hand embroidery of your Dobby*-skin Greatcloak just in time for this glorious night.  I’ve personally been brewing up bathtub mandrake tinctures all week to pass out in line so people will stop picking fights with me when I tell them what house I would be in.**

Now the point of all this gibberity-gab is that if you are going to the midnight showing at Cinerama Theatre tonight, the Summer Fellows will be there as well! If a raven with a pledge to vote card starts pecking at your shoe, don’t worry, it just means our polyjuice potions went as planned.

Sick of all these references to books we started reading in third grade? Or maybe you just thought I was making up words. Well, hot damn, there is more in store for you! The sumptuous Summer Fellows will also be taking a Scruff McGruff-sized bite out of (cyber) crime this Sunday.

Oh huh, I mean, Bite of Seattle***. Regale your senses with 60 restaurants worth of tongue-trouncing wares, $9 corndogs, and a free all you-can-eat-buffet of young, supple DEMOCRACY. At the Seattle Center Saturday and Sunday.

Start your jaw exercises now,  mortals and muggles, see you there.

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* Too soon?/ stop sending me threatening owl messages, SPEW, I’m never going to respond.

** Slytherin 4 life!!!!!!1!!!11

*** Whatever, same thing.